Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Grad School Barbie
Comes with two outfits: a grubby pair of blue jeans and 5 year old gap T-shirt, and a floppy pair of gray sweatpants with a matching “I hate my life” T-shirt. Grad School Barbie talks! Just press the button on her left hand and hear her say such upbeat grad school phrases like, “Yes, Professor, It’ll be done by tomorrow”, “I’d love to rewrite” and “Why didn’t I just get a job, I could have been making $40,000 a year by now if I had just started working with a Bachelor’s. But noooooo, I chose to further my education, I wish somebody would drop a bomb on the school so that I’d have an excuse to stop working on my degree that’s sucking every last drop of life force out of my withered and degraded excuse for a soul…” (9V lithium batteries sold separately)
GPOY all day every day.
Dear Graduate Program,
Hi. I am finishing my first year in your program. Oh, what program you ask? The Public History Program that you don’t really offer anymore. At first I wasn’t mad at you for not offering the classes I need to learn the skills I’ll need and for not offering the classes I’ll need to graduate in a semi-timely manner. BUT THEN. Then, you informed me that there are no classes next semester within the department that will fulfill my needs. But of course, I can take classes outside of the department. BUT THEN. Then, you informed me that the class I’m currently in - which I was told would count as a required seminar - does not count. AND THEN. Then, you told me not to worry about it and to just take some random classes that don’t count until you can offer the classes I need.
And then I decided that I am getting out of your shitty graduate program that doesn’t really exist.
And for my 300th post, I will give you a video about grad school.
