My name is Autumn.




“I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.” — John Burroughs

 

These are the conversations I have with my friends.

These are the conversations I have with my friends.

THIS.

moscowisburning:

my friends and i have the drunkest/nerdiest/best facebook conversations ever. all i wanted was for people to come out to come out to the bar with me and this is what ensued.

“OK, WILL YOU ALSO TEACH ME ABOUT THE MAGIC SCREWDRIVER OR WHATEVER?”

beatonna:

I have found some handy pointers on recognizing feminists
edit- some people think this is serious! but it is not, because of the fact that it is a joke

beatonna:

I have found some handy pointers on recognizing feminists

edit- some people think this is serious! but it is not, because of the fact that it is a joke

Grad School Barbie

Comes with two outfits: a grubby pair of blue jeans and 5 year old gap T-shirt, and a floppy pair of gray sweatpants with a matching “I hate my life” T-shirt. Grad School Barbie talks! Just press the button on her left hand and hear her say such upbeat grad school phrases like, “Yes, Professor, It’ll be done by tomorrow”, “I’d love to rewrite” and “Why didn’t I just get a job, I could have been making $40,000 a year by now if I had just started working with a Bachelor’s. But noooooo, I chose to further my education, I wish somebody would drop a bomb on the school so that I’d have an excuse to stop working on my degree that’s sucking every last drop of life force out of my withered and degraded excuse for a soul…” (9V lithium batteries sold separately)